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Pac-12 Confidential

Bud Withers offers an inside look at the Pac-12 Conference and the national college scene.

September 3, 2014 at 9:45 AM

The weekly Pac-12 Prankings . . .

Wherein we take a stern, serious, traditional look at the state of football in the league:

1. USC (1-0) … Sark promises boosters steady stream of 5-4 seasons

2. Oregon (1-0) … Offense now so fast, games take only a half-hour

3. Stanford (1-0) …  Band to honor heroic Trojan who jumped into pool

4. UCLA (1-0) … Line couldn’t block inflatable Christmas yard displays

5. Arizona (1-0) … Resourceful RichRod could find QB at Circle K

6. Cal (1-0) … Bears moped after Northwestern win, just out of habit

7. Arizona State (1-0) … Jumpy Graham attended 3 position meetings at once this week

8. Washington (1-0) … Revealed: Offense drank mai tais, not Gatorade, on sideline at Hawaii

9. Oregon State (1-0) … No more FCS teams, so schedule gets a lot more friendly

10. Utah (1-0) … About time Whittingham pondered some offensive staff changes

11. Washington State (0-1) … After Rutgers, Leach added alligators to sand pit

12. Colorado (0-1) … But still ahead of Colorado Mines in state hierarchy

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