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Pac-12 Confidential

Bud Withers offers an inside look at the Pac-12 Conference and the national college scene.

November 12, 2014 at 11:09 AM

The weekly Pac-12 Prankings

Wherein we take a somber, serious look at the state of Pac-12 football:

1 . Oregon (9-1) . . . So banged up, players working out in hospital gowns

2. Arizona State (8-1) . . . Post-ND letdown for Graham; this week’s quotes not as good

3. UCLA (8-2) . . . Revealed: Mora seen at several UW frat keggers Friday night

4. Arizona (7-2) . . . Defense improving; now known as Casteel Curtain

5. USC (6-3) . . .  Sark summoned Haden to pick up dry cleaning this week

6. Stanford (5-4) . . . In lab during bye, successfully cloned Ty Montgomery

7. Utah (6-3) . . . At press time, Clay had run 63,427 stadium steps this week

8. Cal (5-4) . . . Last time it beat USC, state gold rush was peaking

9. Washington (6-4) . . . Shaq traded back to defense for player to be named later

10. WSU (3-7) . . . The name “Falk” driving fans wild; QB popular, too

11. Oregon State (4-5) … Beaver season so painful, the state legalized pot

12. Colorado (2-8) . . . Pac-12 tells Buffs they’re risking relegation to lower division

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