403 Forbidden


nginx
403 Forbidden

403 Forbidden


nginx
Follow us:
403 Forbidden

403 Forbidden


nginx

Popcorn & Prejudice: A Movie Blog

Seattle Times writer Moira Macdonald muses on moviegoing. Email Moira: mmacdonald@seattletimes.com.

July 6, 2011 at 12:44 PM

Overheard at the bookstore

This really has nothing to do with movies, but I loved it. New York Magazine’s Vulture blog today pointed me toward a blog by the British writer Jen Campbell, who works in a used-book store and has written several entries entitled “Weird things customers say in bookshops.” As someone with a great love for a) bookstores and b) eavesdropping, I found these utterly irresistible. Here are a few excerpts; you can read the whole thing here.

Customer: Hi, I’d like to return this book, please.
Me: Do you have the receipt?
Customer: Here.
Me: Erm, you bought this book at Waterstone’s.
Customer: Yes.
Me:…. we’re not Waterstone’s.
Customer: But, you’re a bookshop.
Me: Yes, but we’re not Waterstone’s.
Customer: You’re all part of the same chain.
Me: No, sorry, we’re an independent bookshop.
Customer: ….
Me: Put it this way, you wouldn’t buy clothes in H&M and take them back to Zara, would you?
Customer: Well, no, because they’re different shops.
Me: Exactly.
Customer:… I’d like to speak to your manager.

Comments

COMMENTS

No personal attacks or insults, no hate speech, no profanity. Please keep the conversation civil and help us moderate this thread by reporting any abuse. See our Commenting FAQ.



The opinions expressed in reader comments are those of the author only, and do not reflect the opinions of The Seattle Times.


403 Forbidden

403 Forbidden


nginx
403 Forbidden

403 Forbidden


nginx