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Popcorn & Prejudice: A Movie Blog

Seattle Times writer Moira Macdonald muses on moviegoing. Email Moira: mmacdonald@seattletimes.com.

February 10, 2015 at 9:51 AM

Fifty Shades of . . . um, what?

As the countdown to the Fifty Shades of Grey Reign of Terror at the Multiplexes continues (three days and counting), I’m finding myself quite amused by the seemingly endless stories being told by the cast and director about how difficult and stressful and generally horrible it was to make this film. And yet, two more are coming! But I suppose pain is the point, right? Anyway, having suffered through five hundred pages of lip-biting and “Holy crap!” (yes, the book is awful), I’m off to the screening tomorrow. And, because this made me laugh, here’s what I’m hoping the elevator scene will be like (this is, I promise, only mildly PG-13):

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