RAVE To Scott, who found and returned my stolen bag left along the side of the road. Sure, the thieves who broke my car’s window and grabbed my bag made off with the pennies (take ‘em!) and the credit cards (canceled), but they had no use for any of the other items so valuable to me, so they tossed the evidence. Thanks, Scott, for reuniting us with our possessions.
RANT To people who write comments in the margins of books from the public library. If you’re so knowledgeable, why not write your own book?